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helena
i am awesome.

hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

(via fake-mermaid)

mathsturbation:

i am the shyest attention whore ever

(via dutchster)

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

(Source: moaninglisasmile, via fake-mermaid)

sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

(via stability)

rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

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(58/365) by (KJ)

(Source: kjpoems, via cantsleepcantbreathe)

My problem was that no one ever needed me as much as I needed them.

bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

(Source: lizardmanlizardmanlizardman, via slipknaughty)

almondjelli:

Frozen grapes are so good 😍🍇
Especially the black seedless ones.

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