carpe jugulum

suspenders make my dick rise like a phoenix...
or they would if i had male genitalia.

helena
i am awesome.

misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

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vespertinavi:

My favorite Stephen Gammell illustrations from ‘Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark’.

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